Facts with the tag "blood" | Chuck Norris Facts

Facts with the tag "blood"

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

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