Facts with the tag "communication" | Chuck Norris Facts

Facts with the tag "communication"

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

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A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.

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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris".

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Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks.

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So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

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The word "Kill" was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were "Die", "Beer", and "What".

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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

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